In the market place tent, the writer Jaroslav Hasek shows four different films. The representatives of the separate stories are part of the public. 1) Vzorná skola mocnárství: The first former Chocholka (Vladimír Pucholt), is frightened by the Latin composition. He runs into the toilet and refuses to leave it despite the insistence of his classmates, teacher and the headmaster....
After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undis...